
Okay. Some of you may not have been rabid American Girl readers. On the other hand, maybe some of you have had the privilege to own one or a few or even all of the American Girl dolls. If you're in either of the above mentioned groups, then this post is not for you.
Why, you ask?
Because you will never know my pain! The Kirsten doll, Kirsten the wholesome, smart, brave Swedish pioneer represented in the American Girl series, is being retired! RETIRED! (Just see the link above if you don't believe me.) It may be a marketing strategy-- let's see how many nostalgic women buy the doll when we threaten to retire her!-- or Kirsten's retirement may have something to do with the fact that snotty, vapid little children ever-egocentric in their pursuits would rather build a doll that looks like them (yes, you can do that) than get a classic, history-promoting doll.
All of this is deeply saddening to me, but the worst part of it is... I never got a Kirsten doll. I desperately wanted her, of course. I begged my mom on multiple occasions, but she could never justify shelling out 88 dollars on a plastic doll. (Anyone could have seen that it wasn't just a plastic doll-- look at her perfect braids! Her simple, clean, blue cotton dress! Her bonnet! Not to mention the accessories one could buy like her bed, her midsummer's dress, her lamb...)
I was just telling Laura the other night: "You know what? When I get married, my husband will buy me a Kirsten doll! It will be one of the best gifts ever!" Of course Laura teased me, hinting that my husband probably wouldn't have the slightest idea of getting me a Kirsten doll unless I told him to, but now I won't even be able to tell him to buy her.
Well, I suppose there's always ebay...
But finally, what I think a lot of this boils down to is this: the American Girl company is catering to the wants of a newer generation, which, business-wise, makes perfect sense. Kids don't want history, and they have very little interest in a doll that doesn't come equipped with a cell phone or i-pod or some other technological feature. Or, if something isn't totally modern and overly plugged in (like many of today's children) it has to be really fantastical. Perhaps Kirsten's family's horses should really be purple unicorns? Or Kirsten could actually secretly be a princess?
But what about people like me (or, less creepily, younger girls like me) who don't want all of that? I loved Kirsten (and most of the original American Girls) because they were so simple and so hardworking and actually DID stuff.
Blast. Another part of my childhood dead.
Maybe I'll go play my Kirsten Christmas CD to make myself feel better.